Dec 24
New Year’s Resolution
I hardly ever make these, because I am against the idea of a holiday tradition which is mostly used to beat oneself up (usually over body image, at that). BUT I thought of a good one:
In 2012, I resolve not to stress myself over, argue about, give credence to, or feel guilty because of opinions that, so far as I can tell, are almost exclusively held by white people. E.g.;
“Eww, McDonald’s is gross!” (but Burger King, Wendy’s, etc are fine)
“Shopping at Walmart makes you a bad bad person!” (but Target is fine)
“You should eat only local, organic food!” (while drinking an iced coffee)
“Ewww you take baths and not showers? Gross!”
“All music sucks except hip indie rock.”
“Ron Paul is gonna be president!!1”
…and so on.
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heisfox said:
Baths are THE BOMB. <3 They are so relaxing.
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